Black Christmas
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To quote Noddy Holder “IT’S CHRISTMAS!” and so we settle down before a roaring TV screen to watch festive family favourite; 1974’s proto-slasher “Black Christmas”. A film which highlights all the exquisite design features of a Canadian Sorority House: The house comes with extensive soundproofing, so you can study without being disturbed by the bloody curdling screams of your housemates. Our live-in maniac is located in the attic, and is always just a phone call away. That, plus an extensive range of alcoholic beverages stored in every nook and cranny, and a front door that only locks when you don’t want it to, really come together to enhance the college experience. Along the way we discuss “2001: A Space Odyssey”, “Blackadder’s Christmas Carol” and “Inside No.9: The Devil of Christmas” Watch (or re-watch) to avoid spoilers, down a pint of Eggnog, stuff yer turkey, put on a paper crown, and join us. APOLOGIES FOR ANY SOUND QUALITY ISSUES -CURRENT QUARANTINE MEASURES MEANT WE HAD TO RECORD THIS EPISODE REMOTELY.
Jess, the caller is in the house. The calls are coming from the house!
Famous lines
- "I'm going to kill you." — The Killer
- "Oh, shit..." — Lt. Fuller
- "Darling, you can't rape a townie." — Barb Coard
- "If this movie doesn't make your skin crawl... It's On Too Tight!"
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Lee Good evening and welcome to Christmas Horror. I'm Lee.
Chris I'm Chris.
Adam And I'm Christmas Adam.
Lee Yay!
Lee It's Christmas, festive season, so we are watching a slasher film.
Chris A lovely, happy, lighthearted.
Lee Well-paced, well-thought-out.
Lee Maybe, maybe not.
Chris It's true.
Lee Uh, but yeah, so before we get into that,
Lee Adam, let's start with you this week. Have you watched anything in the horror world?
Adam Well, I watched, um, obviously it's Christmas, so we're starting the Christmas viewing, so I started it this, I think this is the first time of what is going to become a tradition.
Adam Um, but I watched, um, Inside Number 9: The Devil at Christmas.
Lee Fantastic. How did I forget that?
Adam Exactly. And it's their Krampus episode obviously and, um, Clare hadn't seen it because she assumed it was a scary Krampus episode and I was like, no, it's something entirely different to that.
Adam But also it's just a good, it's actually just a really good, in a way it's a comedy because most of it is just about old TV and things that I would have sat and watched.
Adam And own on DVD and have probably paid over the odds for.
Adam To, um, to watch, sort of, you know, very stagey old sort of 70s horror stuff and things like that.
Adam Um, the interesting thing was though is that watching it this time around, I've realized it's almost like a, it's almost like a League of Gentlemen tribute.
Adam Because it's, it's kind of them paying tribute to the stuff that influenced them.
Chris Hmm.
Adam But in the way that it influenced each of them. So you've got Reece is playing a ridiculously over the top sort of character as the, the German housekeeper. Oh, yes, I teach Krampus. And it's obviously like, how, how can I inflict this to make Steve laugh?
Adam Steve Pemberton is definitely playing all his best shouty husband roles.
Adam What are you doing, Jennifer?
Adam Put some clothes on. We're going.
Adam Lots of seriousness like that.
Adam And then you've got the director's commentary of, um, oh, bloody, what's his name? Um, Derek Jacobi.
Adam But there's a part of me that feels that they've almost said, how are we going to write this lovey old director? What would Mark say?
Adam It does have a sort of, I can hear, there's certain lines on there I can feel, I can really hear Mark Gatiss saying.
Lee Yeah.
Adam Particularly, um, what was it, he's a very good actor. I thought he, I always thought he had a Prospero in him, but he never pursued it.
Adam And, um, yeah, so it felt and also they do mention, uh, a thing they've got an obsession with, which is eating an onion as if 'twere an apple.
Lee Yes.
Adam So, so, um,
Chris Have you ever tried that?
Adam I haven't. I have, I possibly might have done actually.
Adam But you know, I can't imagine it ended well.
Lee No.
Adam I can only imagine it with agony.
Adam So, and I like onions, and I like raw onions, but not.
Lee Yeah.
Adam I just, I just don't think as a once.
Adam And I also, I also watched a, um, not really horror-related.
Adam Although it is kind of horror. It's, um, I watched a play that Nigel Kneale did from like the sort of early 60s.
Adam Called The Crunch, which was basically a really tense drama about, um, a foreign government was going to let off a nuclear device in London.
Adam And everyone's sort of rallying around trying to get this sorted and everything.
Adam And then the weirdest thing was is that I had to look it up because I was convinced, I was like, right, everyone who's in this playing part of the, uh, foreign government or sort of foreign ambassador,
Adam um, they are Asian, probably Chinese, main guy, I'm convinced was a white bloke dressed up and it was a white bloke dressed up.
Lee Oh dear.
Adam Um, but the weirdest thing was is I was going through the cast list when I realized that, uh, Olivia Hussey was in it as a small girl.
Adam And she is obviously the main character in Black Christmas essentially.
Chris Yeah.
Adam So that was a weird one.
Adam And especially because I hadn't noticed it when I was going through researching and looking up what she else she'd been in.
Adam But somehow I skipped that and, um, yeah.
Chris How old was she in this in that?
Adam Um, oh, she would, she must have been, I don't know, like sort of eight, maybe, eight or nine.
Chris And she was she a good actor?
Adam She, she's barely in it.
Adam She literally, it's, um, it's two children, they don't have any lines.
Adam And they're taken out of the room by their mother a lot.
Adam Which feels, so again, it feels a bit like we're back to The Devil of Christmas.
Adam So it's that, yeah.
Adam But um, but all in all, it was a bloody good story and there it had that usual Nigel Kneale thing as well, where there's bits of it where you're just like, wow, that's someone's first episode of like a fucking six-part series.
Adam But, um, but all in all it was a bloody good story and there it had that usual Nigel Kneale thing as well, where there's bits of it where you're just like, wow, that's someone's first episode of like a fucking six-part series.
Adam And you've literally used that for like two minutes in something to get to the next bit. You know, there's some impressive sort of stuff going on in there.
Lee Nice.
Adam It's just proper rich, so, yeah. And that's all the weather.
Lee Wonderful.
Lee Chris, have you watched anything in the last week?
Chris Yes, I have.
Chris No, we could debate whether this is definitely horror. I think it definitely has elements of horror in it.
Chris It's and it's something I thought I should watch for many years. I don't know if we've ever talked about it.
Chris Uh it was 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Lee Oh.
Chris And probably did mention it at one point because I know Lee said how much he hates Clockwork Orange.
Lee Uh, I hate Clockwork Orange, and I hate 2001 almost as much.
Lee But for totally different reasons.
Chris Almost as much.
Adam And you don't like The Shining. It's really a Kubrick problem with you, isn't it?
Lee I know, yeah, I do. I have a massive beef with him, unfortunately.
Lee It's terrible. I feel like a real curmudgeon because we got through 100 episodes of me saying how much I love almost everything we've discussed, and then I hated The Omen.
Lee I disliked The Omen, I hated Suspiria, um, spoiler alert, I might not be totally on board with this evening's movie.
Chris Ooh.
Lee Um, yeah, and now you've brought up 2001. Anyone who's just started listening is like.
Chris This year has gone downhill for you.
Lee Does Lee just hate every people are going to start thinking I'm in some kind of lockdown meltdown.
Lee Where my brain has just switched off and I hate everything and everybody.
Lee That's not the case.
Adam Oh, no, I can I can assure people.
Adam You've always hated everyone and everybody when we were free, I used to go out in the pub.
Adam In many ways that actually triggered it because you were allowed to go out and see people.
Lee And you hated them.
Lee And you hated them.
Lee I did.
Adam And in fairness, they were cut.
Lee So.
Lee Sorry to derail you, Chris.
Lee Anyway, yes.
Lee So 2001.
Chris You must get to choose the next the next New Year's special for Lee.
Chris Just to make sure you get something you like.
Lee Actually, we have got one more in before Christmas.
Lee And Adam has already put in a very good request for that, so, uh.
Adam I, yeah, I think we're pretty safe with that one with Lee.
Adam I think we might be back on track for him, bless him.
Lee Sorry, go on, Chris.
Chris Yeah.
Chris Yeah, so I I guess this was one of the biggest early films that had a computer AI that goes wrong.
Chris Um, I don't actually know when it was released, I didn't look into it too much.
Chris But, but one of the reasons that I believe said yeah, that's that is pretty early.
Adam 1968, I believe.
Chris Um.
Chris So yeah, I thought they did show that really well.
Chris I I really liked dialogue throughout.
Chris Um, you know, not so much when when they were apes.
Chris But you know, after that, improved a lot.
Chris But I got to say, I'm not sure I fully understood it all, but it appeared to be in it's like three major sections, might be even four, um, and something to do with the obelisk.
Chris Um, every time sort of moving on, evolving.
Chris Somehow affecting the the creatures.
Adam Yeah, essentially the monolith is there to trigger human evolution.
Chris Mm, okay.
Chris So so yeah, with the apes learning tools which use as weapons.
Chris And, um, and then yeah, finally, I think it so it turned into a, I'm assuming most people probably have watched this or are going to or won't ever watch it.
Adam I was going to say 1968, I think spoilers have probably gone out the window by now.
Adam Bad news, everyone. Darth Vader is his dad as well.
Chris But, but yeah, so it turns into some sort of a baby thing at the end and comes back to the earth.
Chris Yeah.
Chris So I didn't exactly get it.
Chris But, you know, it's um it was definitely an an artistic film, I suppose, to try and make you think.
Chris And, um,
Adam My understanding is my understanding is is that that is the star child and it's meant to be the next stage of human evolution and he's traveling back to Earth to bring that to them.
Adam They don't make it clear, I'll be honest.
Adam And also, apparently, the baby is meant to look sort of like alien.
Adam But to be honest, it's an animatronic baby, so it kind of, I just thought, oh, yeah.
Adam It's just an alien because you can't really recreate a baby.
Chris Yeah.
Chris Well, that's true.
Adam I mean, 2001 looks incredible.
Adam It features Leonard Rossiter in a very key moment, which I'm very pleased about.
Adam I hear that there's something going on on Jupiter, one of the moons around Jupiter. Do you know what's going on, Mr. Chairman?
Chris He's from Rising Damp, yes.
Adam Yeah.
Adam Again, it's one of those weird ones though, where you've got someone like, um, Stanley Kubrick and he keeps using Leonard Rossiter because Leonard Rossiter is a fucking great actor.
Adam There's no question about that, but it is also you're sitting there going.
Adam Is that Rigsby?
Adam You know, for people who were sitting in the audience.
Lee In space.
Chris Yeah.
Adam Sitting there going, is that Reggie Perrin?
Adam What the.
Chris Not quite as grumpy.
Adam No, not quite as grumpy.
Adam But I, I mean, I'll be honest, 2001, I will, every so often, I will watch it, but essentially for me, it's a really good episode of The Twilight Zone that unfortunately they put like an hour and a half of silence before it.
Chris Yeah.
Adam And then had a trick at the end.
Adam But the bit, we have yeah, that that was.
Chris Yeah.
Chris It is like, well, it's a normal film.
Adam Hm.
Chris Hala.
Adam Yeah, but the bit with Hal is the interesting bit.
Lee Yeah.
Lee And the rest all just feel sandwiched around it and interesting more than anything. I think Hal's bit is fantastic.
Adam I think it was also because at the time the whole thing was is that, I mean, obviously, we've all come to it.
Adam From the future essentially.
Chris Yes.
Adam And we are used to model shots and shit looking good.
Lee Hmm.
Adam You know, I mean, obviously, you've got like the like Star Wars, the original Star Wars: A New Hope, as kind of a benchmark of effects that people had to match up to from that point onwards.
Adam But for the people who were seeing that originally, because you got to remember it's like 1968, it's coming out roughly around the same sort of time that soldiers are fighting giant ants.
Adam You know, or people are fighting iguanas that have been blown up to look bigger against cavemen and stuff like that.
Adam And then suddenly this fucker comes along and it's like, did they film this in space?
Chris Yeah.
Adam They must have filmed this in space.
Adam Because it looks all proper.
Chris You know it's.
Chris It's seriously good.
Chris I I was shocked at how good it still looks.
Chris And and they didn't try to do too much, it seems. They did it, you know, exactly as good as, you know, it could have done.
Adam And it's it's it's interesting because obviously it's got like a lot of the the mechanics of it is right.
Adam But they basically went to NASA and said.
Adam You know, basically Arthur C Clark and Stanley Kubrick go to NASA and ask them what they think.
Adam And that's that's a pretty hefty combo of people, so it's going to, you know, it's going to work.
Adam But I still maintain it's not, I think just it's because of its loss of that spectacle.
Lee Hmm.
Adam It's only really the story part, the uh breakdown, which is the interesting part of the movie.
Lee Yeah.
Adam And also, I'm sure I don't know, did you watch it because Dave Bowman is in Black Christmas?
Chris No.
Chris But I should have done.
Adam Dave Bowman, no, here's the here's the shocking part. Dave Bowman is Peter in Black Christmas, the wanker boyfriend.
Chris Yeah.
Lee Oh.
Adam Who, yeah.
Lee The main character of 2001.
Adam Yeah.
Chris Yeah, that's Dave.
Lee No.
Adam But what I can't fathom is, he does look younger in Black Christmas.
Chris Yes.
Adam Even though it's like five years later.
Adam He looks he's actually got longer hair and, I know.
Chris He's got he's got longer hair and.
Adam The best part is, when he did Black Christmas, he was fucking 38.
Adam So he shouldn't have been playing a student.
Adam But he still does look younger than he does in 2001.
Lee Yeah.
Adam Because in 2001, he's an astronaut, so he's a grown-up.
Chris Yeah.
Chris Yeah.
Chris And especially when they hate you at the end.
Adam Yeah, and in this one he's just a knob cheese with David Warner's hair.
Lee Oh, he's so annoying.
Chris Yeah.
Chris Talking of Dave though, I am this has, you know, resolved something for me because when I was about eight, I had an Omega and we had, um, some sort of sound production application on it and we had a few samples because like I'd never heard voice samples before and one of them was, I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Chris And you could raise the pitch and lower it, so I was just going crazy with that. So I, you know, I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Chris And then I realized they actually do that in the film really well.
Chris I was like, oh, this is pretty good.
Adam Oh, and actually.
Adam I could have done this for you.
Adam That the whole bit with Daisy where he sings Daisy as he's basically having.
Adam I mean, and that is that is also someone sampled the shit out of 2001 for an amazing trance track years ago.
Adam And all the way through it, it just keeps repeating and it's very good, in an altered state of consciousness.
Adam Because it just keeps repeating, Dave, my mind is going.
Chris Yeah.
Adam Over and over again and in the end, you feel, yes, yes, it is.
Adam It's my date.
Adam But the Daisy thing is because that was the first voice synthesizer on a computer.
Chris Hmm.
Adam That that I think was like only about three or four years before they made the film.
Adam And they got a computer to sing Daisy.
Chris That is good, yeah.
Adam So that's why that's why.
Chris Well, that's good.
Chris So everything you've said has added to it, so I am impressed, I thought.
Adam It's it's definitely worth a watch, but it's not one that I return to often.
Adam And I'll be and I'll be honest, it is one where I have thought, I'm going to watch Leonard Rossiter and then I'm going to skip to the to the bits with Hal.
Chris Yeah.
Adam So.
Chris Yeah.
Chris Yeah, no, I won't be rushing back, but I'm definitely glad I've watched it.
Lee Fantastic, well done.
Lee Um, I have been trying to get into the Christmas spirit.
Lee Um, so I have watched nothing horror-related, sorry to let you all down, gentlemen.
Lee Um, yeah, I've just been watching.
Lee All of the Christmas episodes of The Simpsons, um, Blackadder's Christmas Carol.
Lee Um.
Lee Yeah, and just generally smashing through Elf and all those classic movies.
Lee Um.
Lee So yeah, I, uh, I have been Christmasy, but I haven't been horror-related, so I do apologize.
Lee Um, so,
Adam Um, just to pause you there, if you want an added element of horror to that.
Adam Clare has just told me that Elf is 18 years old.
Lee What?
Lee No.
Adam Elf is 18 years old.
Lee Oh, how am I still alive?
Lee Yeah, thanks, Clare for spoiling Christmas.
Adam Yeah, I know.
Unknown Merry Christmas.
Adam She does this, she drops out these little nuggets now and then.
Adam But that that's that's something we're going to see a doctor about.
Adam But she also says things.
Lee Yeah.
Lee So talking of spoiling Christmas.
Lee Um, this is a film that none of us had seen up until this point.
Lee Uh, but we have all now watched the original 1974 Black Christmas.
Lee Um, Adam, would you like to start us off on this?
Adam I would.
Adam Um.
Adam Right.
Adam On reflection, I think, I think I enjoyed this.
Adam As I was watching it, especially because the, the copy I've got doesn't have subtitles, which made.
Adam Parts of it very difficult to follow.
Adam Um.
Adam Um, I think I think I enjoyed it, but it is.
Adam Kind of all over the place and kind of not as.
Adam Explanatory as I assumed it would be.
Lee Yes.
Adam And I'm also very pleased that I will say I like anything that subverts my expectations and this did that, but not in not in a bad way.
Adam Mhm.
Adam It was like, it's like, oh, it's an original slasher, but actually really for a slasher movie quite odd and sophisticated and not quite as.
Adam Um, not as they become.
Lee Yeah.
Adam You know, I mean, something even, I mean, obviously, we covered Halloween very recently.
Adam And and yeah, that is the prototypical slasher.
Lee Hmm.
Chris So is this before Halloween then?
Adam Yes, yeah.
Adam Yeah, Halloween 78.
Adam Or 77.
Adam And, um, but yeah, so overall, overall, I think I enjoyed it, and the more I think about it.
Adam The more I'm like, oh, yeah, that's true.
Adam Hmm, I like that about it and things like that.
Adam So it's kind of, it's weird, it's grown on me.
Adam But, um, yeah, on first sort of, on first purview, there was an element of, what the fuck?
Adam And also and also things that you don't quite gather.
Adam For example, I had to look up what Mrs. Mack was.
Adam Like, the old girl.
Lee Oh, the house mother.
Adam Yes.
Lee Which.
Adam Yeah.
Lee You don't get that.
Adam Yeah.
Adam So I didn't know what was happening. It was like, has an old woman come around?
Adam Is she an immature student?
Adam What the fuck?
Adam So, yeah, so there's elements of that side to it.
Adam But overall, I was, overall.
Adam I was nicely, yeah, like I said, I was nicely surprised because it was better than I was expecting because I think I was I was going.
Adam Original slasher movie, it's going to be all the clichés that are now bored.
Adam And it does have some of the clichés in there, obviously.
Adam But yeah, I was sort of like oddly, oddly surprised.
Chris There weren't clichés though then.
Adam Hmm.
Lee Exactly.
Adam Yeah.
Adam But it is that thing of you go back to something and you can't help but groan.
Chris Yeah.
Chris Yeah.
Adam Even even when it's the original.
Lee Yeah.
Lee Yeah.
Lee Yeah.
Adam It's.
Lee Yeah, absolutely. I yeah, I agree.
Lee Um.
Lee Uh, before I get.
Lee launch into it.
Lee Chris, uh, so what did you make of it? Because I know obviously you haven't seen.
Lee It's all right, Adam, I can see you laughing.
Lee I'm not going to do what I did last week and just stay quiet for ages and then scream at you all at the top of my voice for 20 minutes about how you're wrong.
Lee Um.
Chris We are prepared.
Lee Um.
Lee Chris, what did you, uh, make of this?
Chris So I would agree pretty much with everything Adam said.
Chris Um.
Chris One thing that did throw me off a bit was you said it's not a comedy.
Chris And as I was watching it, I was thinking, they're doing a pretty good job of making this quite funny and lighthearted for not being a comedy.
Chris And of course, as it gets worse and worse.
Chris Um, you realize it's definitely not a comedy.
Chris But they did do a really good job and and sort of halfway through, maybe just before that.
Chris I was I was sort of thinking, I kind of would almost like this film to not have any of the horror aspect and then it would still actually be a pretty good Christmas fun mystery.
Chris I don't know exactly what the mystery would be if someone wasn't killing, but, you know, everything surrounding the horror was was just great.
Chris Like the the cast fantastic.
Chris The characters.
Chris You know, it's just yeah, really enjoyable to watch.
Chris And then it was a bit painful when you knew what was happening.
Chris And I did quite like that it wasn't too graphic that that did help.
Adam Hmm.
Chris Um, so you could you knew what was going on, but yeah.
Chris I think that would have made it worse for me.
Chris Um, I'd really liked when John Saxon, the lieutenant came in.
Chris He was from Nightmare on Elm Street.
Lee John Saxon.
Lee Yeah.
Chris Yeah.
Adam Yeah.
Chris Yeah, but he was playing a similar character.
Chris But still, great character, very enjoyable.
Adam He's got Copper's face.
Lee He has got Copper's face.
Chris He just does the job perfectly.
Adam You can see him to play Copper, that's it.
Chris Yeah.
Chris But his his manner is fantastic as well.
Chris Like, you know, just.
Chris Yeah, so so I thought it all worked so well.
Chris And yeah, and the comedy aspects, like with the as you said, the house mother.
Chris What was her name?
Adam Oh, Mrs. Mac, where she's.
Chris Mac.
Chris Yes, she's hiding alcohol everywhere.
Lee She is the Donald Pleasence of this movie. It's like if it had been a male character, it would have been Donald Pleasence in, uh, in Halloween.
Lee Like.
Adam That's that's again what I got from it is, funnily enough, because I was saying to I was saying to Bear.
Adam I've I'm I'm going to do it, I'm going to set up an Instagram page and I'm going to call it Funny Coppers of Filmland.
Adam Dedicate, dedicate it to the ridiculous comic relief police that pepper horror.
Adam So it's going to be.
Adam Um, the guy from Killer Klowns in Outer Space.
Adam Obviously, fucking Donald Pleasence.
Adam The the two coppers from American, uh, American Werewolf in London.
Lee Yeah.
Adam And, and obviously, Dr. Vibes.
Lee Yeah, I was good, yeah.
Adam But.
Adam This this lot definitely are in there.
Adam Because you've.
Adam I mean, especially when the bit where and again, this is something that I really enjoyed about it.
Adam Was the fact that it would just sort of like, you would ramble in.
Adam It was like this has, someone's taken a lot more care than you would expect for a slasher movie.
Chris Hmm.
Adam And everyone and actually creating fleshed-out characters that you understand, rather than the sort of what you get later on of the.
Lee Cannon fodder, basically.
Adam Yeah.
Adam And and they're always, it's the roles, isn't it? It's the jock, it's the, uh, the promiscuous girl, it's the stoner or whatever.
Adam Whereas this, everyone's kind of.
Chris Women in this pretty much.
Adam Hmm.
Adam And I think it actually, I mean, you know, speaking speaking as a as a heterosexual white male.
Adam So obviously, I will be speaking for women everywhere. Um, but it it the characterization felt very.
Adam Real and sort of honest.
Lee Yes.
Adam Yeah.
Adam And also one thing like you said, Chris, about like the levels of restraint.
Adam There's no, there's no real sexualization in this in terms of like.
Chris Yeah.
Adam There's no, there's no shower sequence.
Adam There's no.
Chris No.
Adam Yeah.
Adam Sex.
Adam Everyone's sort of everyone's dressed for winter.
Lee Yes.
Adam You know, everyone's one of them in the or whatever.
Lee I'm from Margot.
Lee That was the only thing. Margot Kidder in that very light top that she had undone almost down to her navel.
Lee When she come bouncing into the very first scene.
Lee Yeah.
Lee And I was like, it's winter. Everybody else is wearing like great big jumpers and coats.
Lee But I suppose she was pissed, so, you know.
Adam Yeah, she's got that lovely warming feeling from inside that comes from being permanently smashed.
Chris Yeah.
Chris Yeah, but there was none, you know, relatively none, as you say, sexualization.
Chris But there was arguably something worse once you understand what that first phone call was actually all about.
Chris And you start to realize yeah, the truth of what's going on and yeah, it's quite hard hitting.
Adam Yeah.
Chris And even with the swearing, I mean, that must have been pretty out there.
Adam I noticed that as well.
Adam I was like, they're using that word very.
Adam Quickly and we're only 10 minutes in, we're not even.
Chris It certainly made me sit up and take notice.
Adam But I think weirdly enough, I kept I misheard it as not, um, pretty pink cunt, but pretty big cunt.
Adam And I was like, is he sort of what, just almost big?
Adam You know.
Adam I was pretty big.
Chris Yeah.
Chris Yeah.
Chris You don't really need extra confusions.
Adam Yeah.
Adam So exactly, so I think that might have been that might have been a problem is that I couldn't hear a lot of Billy's.
Adam Amazing phone calls.
Adam Apparently, Billy, the got they call him Billy because obviously he goes Billy and Agnes and.
Chris I think it but we never saw an Agnes in it.
Adam No.
Adam And you presume.
Chris And I wasn't entirely sure that he was.
Lee See.
Lee Now I've got the same problem.
Lee There are bits where there was definitely two people making those noises.
Chris Yeah.
Lee Uh.
Lee Because they were happening at the same time and I was like, you know what, even if he's got multiple personalities, he hasn't got multiple mouths.
Lee So this was my one of my problems with it. I was like, that is a physical impossibility.
Lee Unless he's recorded himself on a recorder and he's shouting at the same time as playing his own voice back.
Lee But he didn't seem to be that good at holding shit together, so I don't think he was that far advanced really.
Adam He didn't get caught.
Lee This is true.
Adam I mean, basically, you are talking about a police force who spent half the film.
Chris Yeah.
Adam I mean, like that's what I was yeah, that was the bit that got me was just where for no good reason they just bring in that guy who's had a shotgun to the ass.
Lee Yeah.
Lee I did.
Adam Yeah.
Lee I've been for.
Adam He was on my property and he's just shot him in the ass.
Adam And it's like.
Adam Now, I want to this is something that I thought would, this is what's going to interest me.
Adam Lee, did you look up anything to do with this?
Adam Particularly who the director is?
Lee No.
Adam Right, I'm going to stun you now.
Lee I.
Adam Because the director of this film, Bob Clark.
Adam Um.
Adam Now, he's done some shit.
Adam Right?
Adam So, um, but he's responsible for Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things.
Adam Which is kind of a zombie classic.
Adam Um, Death Dream, aka Dead of Night.
Adam He did a film called She-Man, a story of fixations in 1967, in which a, uh, what was it, I had to look that up.
Adam Um, a soldier is blackmailed into taking estrogen by a transvestite.
Adam So that sounds like that might deal with a lot of issues in a in a really sensitive manner.
Lee I can see why this film has probably never had a DVD release.
Lee And nor should it, I don't think.
Adam Yeah.
Adam And.
Adam But hold fire, he also directed and I this definitely comes out in the movie.
Adam He directed Porky's and Porky's 2.
Lee Oh, really?
Adam And I think that that's the sort certainly like the frat humor sort of side of things.
Lee Yeah.
Lee But then he didn't put loads of boobs in it that he definitely could have done and chose not to. And it's like I've not seen Porky's, but isn't it a like teenage boob comedy?
Adam It's it's basically American Pie, but with actual nudity, rather than hinted at bullshit.
Lee Well, that's interesting then.
Adam But also.
Adam Murder by Decree.
Lee No.
Lee What?
Adam Yeah.
Adam And a Christmas Story.
Lee Piss off.
Adam No.
Adam Straight up, mate.
Adam And I was like, and it's just such a bizarre resume.
Lee I was going to say, is is the one's at either end.
Lee So it's Porky's and Murder by Decree. Like, I couldn't put those two films together.
Lee In any way, shape or form.
Chris Has he not done those with this film?
Adam And.
Adam But that's the thing is I think that it just goes to prove.
Adam Bob Clark is obviously very good, but in a chameleon-like way.
Adam Because a lot of the time I suppose a lot of the time, especially because we're horror nuts, so we are we gravitate to people who direct horror. Joe Dante, um, John Carpenter, Wes Craven, you know, and so on and so forth.
Adam Whereas Bob Clark is an example of someone who has done who has had a career of movies, not just specializing in horror or specializing in one thing or another and everything else like that.
Adam Because like Murder by Decree does have sinister bits. Murder by Decree has funny bits.
Adam And it's sort of like, again, like, you know.
Adam And like I say, a Christmas Story is, you know, I mean, his most recent.
Adam Includes Baby Geniuses, Super Babies, Baby Geniuses 2, and The Karate Dog.
Adam Um.
Adam So, you know, I think the poor fucker.
Adam was getting um some some right old greased at the end.
Lee How do you get a man who made the original Christmas Story?
Lee One of the greatest Christmas movies of all time and then gets to make a film called Karate Dog.
Adam I know.
Lee Oh.
Adam Yeah, but then that's the trouble.
Adam Is you know, but then ask the directors I just mentioned.
Adam Couldn't even get fucking arrested for it like for years.
Lee True.
Adam So, at least Bob Clark was getting offered.
Adam He was getting offered shite, but at least he was getting offered.
Lee True.
Adam Um, and he died in 2007.
Adam At the age of 67, uh, when him, when him and his 21-year-old son were in a head-on car crash with a drunk driver.
Lee Oh my God.
Adam And him, him and his son were both killed.
Adam So, you know, quite a sort of shocking ending to the poor sod.
Adam But again, like I say, as soon as I was looking this up and I'm like.
Adam Murder by Decree, Porky's.
Adam But then.
Adam But then weirdly watching the film, I got it.
Lee Yeah.
Adam Because even.
Adam Thinking because even the the bit, the obvious sort of bit.
Adam Where she sees the eye through the crack in the door.
Lee Hmm.
Adam Isn't it, am I right? Isn't that in Murder by Decree where they keep doing the close-up on the Ripper's eye?
Adam And it's just black.
Lee Yeah, I think you could be right.
Lee I've only seen it once, but I think it definitely rings a bell.
Adam So I think they're all sort of like, there's bits transposing here and there.
Adam And it's like, oh, well, that, you know.
Adam The joke about where she said, I mean, Margot Kidder, how helpful you are when your friend has gone missing, I'm going to give you fellatio as the phone number for the fucking sorority house.
Adam Um, but even that.
Adam Feels like Porky's.
Lee Yeah.
Adam Or something along those lines, especially when you go in there and that Copper's just pissing himself.
Lee Yeah.
Adam Yeah.
Adam And and again, you get that great element where you've got Nash, who is a pillock who keeps screwing up.
Adam Does he get to be a hero at the end?
Adam No, he fucks that up.
Lee Yeah.
Adam And that feels in character. You don't suddenly Nash shouldn't suddenly come good.
Adam Nash is a fucking idiot.
Chris Yeah, he's an idiot, yeah.
Adam He should.
Chris He should be doing how annoying that she just, you know, the one thing he says to her, don't do, don't ask questions.
Chris Of course she asks questions.
Lee Yeah. And then he says, get out of the house, whatever you do, don't go upstairs. What does she do? Get a poker, goes upstairs.
Lee To be fair, I was hoping she was going to get it because her accent was winding me up.
Lee Something chronic.
Lee Like you were saying, Adam.
Lee With the, um, not having subtitles.
Lee She went upstairs at the beginning to get Clare.
Lee Very common name.
Lee I know Clare.
Lee You're sitting in a room with one right now.
Lee It's a fairly common name.
Lee When.
Adam I am.
Lee When she was knocking on her door and calling her name, I couldn't work out what she was saying.
Lee She was going, Yeah, and I was like.
Adam Yeah.
Adam Hello.
Lee What is she fucking?
Lee It wasn't until somebody else said, did you get any any response when you knocked on Clare's door?
Lee I was like, oh, it's Clare she was trying to.
Lee Like she's.
Lee I've I've checked her, I've just checked it out now.
Lee So she is Argentinian, and she's obviously trying to do a British accent.
Adam Well, she was she's Argentinian, her mum was English.
Adam Um, and she moved to London when she was seven.
Lee So it should speak English properly, but it just every now and again, she just said a word that just didn't.
Adam I think you mean, I think you mean she could sound English properly, not speaking.
Lee Yes, sorry, no, that was what I meant.
Adam But I I had to look it up because her accent because it was like because you know when you get people who are so posh, they're practically disabled.
Lee Yes, I do know exactly what you mean, yes.
Adam You know, there's a man was like that.
Adam He was standing in a car.
Lee Really?
Adam Wasy?
Adam Okay.
Adam Um, so I wasn't sure if it was but like you say, I think it is just sort of like the fact that it's.
Adam That sort of mixture where she's probably got some.
Adam Um, like Spanish pronunciation of stuff.
Adam Um, but yeah, no, so her accent is quite unusual.
Lee Yeah, it was really jarring.
Lee And I, I could definitely have done with subtitles for some of it.
Adam Yeah, I I it's a shame that it didn't have subtitles, because I would have liked to have seen more because I was obviously weirdly enough, again, it wasn't a film that had a lot of.
Adam But again, my expectation of it was, oh, this is going to have really loud bits after really quiet bits and so on and so forth.
Adam And it doesn't really do that.
Adam Um.
Adam But.
Adam Yeah, I think that.
Lee I I I think you're right, I think I think the thing is because.
Lee It's definitely a slasher film, we've watched it with modern eyes and I think because it was so early on in slasher.
Lee It doesn't do so it's it isn't paced like a slasher film.
Lee The pacing on this, I kind of struggled with.
Lee Because there's a kill five minutes in, then there's nothing for another 35 minutes and then nothing again for another 25.
Lee And also, although there's five or six, we don't know at the end, um, kills made by the serial killer.
Lee Two or three of them are done off screen.
Lee So you don't even see the kills.
Lee Um, whereas I think, I think you're right, Adam, I think what happened is, these films started coming out and then by the 80s, once slashers became a big thing, they were like, right, we need 70 minutes because we're going to do 10 minutes of setup and 10 minutes at the end. So we need 70 minutes. So we need seven people, so we can kill one off every 10 minutes and keep it flowing.
Lee And this didn't have that. See you had an initial kill.
Lee And then you just had a load of stuff that I didn't really care about going on for ages.
Lee Um.
Lee And I was, I was just bored.
Chris Yeah.
Chris I didn't mind that.
Chris I thought.
Chris Yeah.
Chris I was quite enjoying that that.
Chris Pacing between the kills.
Adam See, I I I did like the fact that you got characters.
Adam Like inasmuch as you got people with sort of lives going on. I think, and weirdly enough, and I was actually.
Adam It was the oddest thing. I mean, obviously, if you're listening to this, we assume you've watched it. So spoilers spoilers galore. Yeah.
Adam Yeah.
Adam But the final sort of twist, the one thing that usually happens in a slasher film is you either know what's going on from the start or you almost get, say, like psycho.
Adam You know where they have just that weird bit at the end of Psycho where it's the psychoanalyst, like explaining it and he's going and it's because of his mother. His mother was the reason that he stabbed a lot of women. Something to do with minjes.
Adam Minjes, he didn't like them.
Adam But he was attracted to them, in a same way that you would be with a polka dot doll.
Adam And it's sort of.
Adam Yeah, I think I've gone into Jello at that point.
Lee Yeah.
Lee Yeah.
Lee Sorry.
Lee Man.
Adam Go on.
Lee I was going to say, a lot of the kills, like I appreciate that.
Lee You know, you want the the fact that the cop outside is actually dead to be a bit of a surprise.
Lee So I get that you don't see him being killed, but like, um.
Lee Uh, when Phil gets it, and you see her just going into the room and all sudden the door slams, I was like, we should definitely have seen that.
Lee That should have been a kill and that would have broken up the timeline as well and given us more of a more of a paced-out feel to the kills, rather than it being the way it was, but.
Chris See, this could be something to do with expectations.
Chris Because bear in mind, I watched this after watching 2001: A Space Odyssey, so this was filled full of action.
Lee That's true.
Adam Fucking.
Chris This is.
Chris It's too much for me.
Adam This must this must have been like, this must have been like a week of salads followed by a fucking bowl of Tangfastics, man.
Chris It was.
Chris There was laughter, there was crying, there was Yeah.
Adam You'll laugh.
Adam You'll cry, you'll hurl.
Adam As they said about life itself.
Chris Yeah.
Adam Yeah.
Adam But I, but I do.
Adam I really appreciated that level of restraint.
Adam Especially because.
Chris Yeah.
Chris Yeah.
Adam The the age of the movie and to a certain extent the look of the film.
Adam I kind of expect because obviously this is a year, this is a year after Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Adam And although Texas Chainsaw Massacre doesn't.
Adam Um, it's not gory.
Chris The hint of Gore is.
Adam Yeah.
Chris Is there.
Adam And there's no doubting the extremity.
Chris Yeah.
Adam Whereas this is really quite it's restrained and also in a curious way, I think that it makes the, you know.
Adam It does bring the characters out.
Chris Yeah, definitely.
Adam Everyone in it and that kind of gives a chance to do something.
Adam Or they.
Adam Or they get, I mean, it's like, but also I just love the fact that there's no.
Adam There's no superhero in it.
Adam Because in a weird way, the one person who does anything, Jess, but she does the wrong thing.
Chris Yeah.
Chris Yeah.
Adam Well, I mean.
Adam Say for example, Bubba Ho-Tep, you've got a commentary on there of, uh, Bruce Campbell as Elvis doing the commentary.
Adam And I can understand that.
Adam Garth Marenghi's Dark Places, they do a commentary on there.
Adam It's what it's fucking brilliant.
Adam That.
Adam Yeah, like you say.
Adam Might find that a bit wearing.
Adam Unless.
Chris Yeah.
Adam Maybe but we don't know.
Adam Maybe he goes for a more laid back route.
Adam And he just starts off and it's, you just hear.
Adam Champagne, do, gently poured, evening, gentlemen.
Adam This is Billy.
Adam I've calmed down a lot since my days back in back in university.
Adam And, uh, I'm just going to watch this film of some antics that I got up back to a couple of Christmases ago.
Lee Yes.
Lee Yeah.
Adam Yes.
Lee Yes.
Adam You know.
Lee Yeah, I I don't see this being one I'd go back to.
Lee I don't think I'd ever feel the need to re-watch it necessarily.
Lee I say.
Lee I I think because I did watch it literally it finished half an hour before we started recording. So I think like you say, Adam, I disliked it more at the time.
Lee Then I possibly do now having thought about it and picked it apart a bit.
Lee But again, I don't think it's something I'll go back and watch again particularly.
Adam No, that's fair enough.
Adam I mean, I'm there's a part of me at the moment, there's a part of me that's thinking next Christmas, I'll watch that.
Adam But who knows, by next Christmas, I might not even fucking remember watching it.
Chris Lee, if you watch the one with the commentary next Christmas, I'll buy you a beer, maybe two.
Lee Right.
Lee I.
Lee I will.
Lee Yeah.
Lee I will.
Lee I will.
Adam Yeah.
Lee Yeah.
Adam Yeah.
Adam Yeah.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes.
Lee So, uh.
Lee Uh, we are going next week. Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um, so, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um, so, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um, so, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee Um.
Lee So, yes, so, uh, uh, we are going next week.
Lee Adam has come up, he text me in the week with a fantastic idea.
Lee Uh, he said, seeing as next week is the last one before Christmas, but it is going to be very close to Christmas, um, why not do a film which isn't a Christmas movie, but does have is an anthology with a Christmas segment in it.
Lee So Adam has suggested that we cover Tales from the Crypt.
Adam Yes.
Chris Um.
Lee Um, and I couldn't agree more, because I've not watched it in a long time, and I love that film.
Lee It'll be nice to fix that.
Lee Right, uh, so thanks ever so much for listening, everybody.
Lee Uh, we will see you all next week for Tales from the Crypt. Thanks very much, good night.
Adam Good night.
Chris Good night.
Lee Yeah.


