I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
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Hi Ho Silver! Here comes the lone ranger! He’s riding on down to rescue me! It’s Lee’s birthday choice, and he’s chosen hard-hitting docu-drama “I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle”. A film in which quiet country pubs don’t want any trouble in the saloon, so prefer you take your fights into the adjacent medieval banqueting hall; C-3PO throws shuriken for the Lord; Bob the Builder eats a talking turd; and Michael Elphick stuns us with his beauty regime. A film that feels like a forgotten episode of The Comic Strip Presents… or could more accurately be called “What we did in the holidays by the cast of Boon” - watch (or re-watch) to avoid spoilers, and join us. • APOLOGIES FOR ANY SOUND/SPEECH QUALITY ISSUES - THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED REMOTELY, RIDING PILLION ON AN 850cc NORTON COMMANDO.
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Lee Good evening and welcome to Hora.
Lee I'm Lee.
Chris I'm Chris.
Adam I am Adam.
Lee Yes, he is indeed.
Lee and we are here this evening to cover my birthday choice. we are covering I bought a vampire motorcycle, because with a title like that, how could you not?
Lee but a bit of housekeeping before we get into the show proper, as it were.
Adam Housekeeping, housekeeping.
Lee we are going to be making a slight change to the format, as it has been for the last five years, we've decided it's time to to mix it up a bit and give certain elements more of a chance to breathe.
Lee so moving forward, we are no longer going to do our what we've been watching at the beginning of the show.
Lee and we are just going to focus each episode on the actual film in question, and then what we're going to do is we're going to do, an episode every three or four weeks just of what we've been watching.
Lee so we don't feel that we have to compress it too much and kind of rush through.
Lee So, that is the new format.
Lee Also, just to give you all the heads up, we're going to be continuing on the fortnightly, time scale as we have been doing.
Lee However, we are going to be doing themed months, or at least we're going to give it a try and see how it goes.
Lee So, we're going to cover this episode, and then our next two episodes are going to be anthologies.
Lee And then for the following month, we are going to be doing a listener request month.
Lee so obviously, that'll only be two movies, but what we'll do is if everyone can submit their movies, if they would like to either on Instagram or email us at [email protected].
Chris Yeah, that's it.
Lee That was well remind remembered, because I haven't mentioned that in about four years, have I?
Chris Very good.
Adam Yeah.
Lee yeah, so you can message us there or on Instagram and just give us your requests or if you know us, just send us a text.
Lee and what we'll do is we've not worked out yet, we're going to draw them out of a hat or we'll just pick the ones we most like the look of, but either way, you've got a month to to mull it all over before we kick it off.
Lee So, yeah, let us know what you're thinking, let us know what you'd like us to cover.
Lee I'm not covering Fred, so you can fuck off.
Adam No shit.
Lee There will still be spoilers and swearing.
Lee Probably should have said that.
Lee But,
Adam Oh, why?
Adam That's, that's not a format.
Lee Yeah.
Adam That's not a shirri.
Lee Yeah.
Adam also, when you said, when you said, oh, we've, we've got, when you said we've got two ways of communicating with us, I genuinely thought you're gonna say, so we've got two listeners, so boys, let us know, you know.
Lee Yes, so, yeah, so let us know what you want us to cover.
Lee and it might well be one of our next episodes.
Lee And, yeah, without further ado, we are now going to discuss the film, which I can't find the bloody year of, 1990.
Adam 1990.
Lee Yeah, so 1990's I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle.
