Mos Eisley Happy Hour - The Rise of Skywalker
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A long time ago on a Podcast in Essex... It’s 2019, Greggs launches it’s Vegan Sausage Roll; Kentucky outlaws bestiality whilst Washington State legalises human composting; and Epstein didn’t kill himself. Our Star Wars watch-through reaches the end of the saga with ”The Rise of Skywalker”. So put on your best Indiana Jones cosplay; sign up to Emperor Palpatine’s Onlyfans; cheer as Withnail shoots that terrible **** Hux; and say “Hehey!” to everyone’s new favourite character: Babu Frik. • Watch (or more likely re-watch) to avoid spoilers, and join us. FEATURES STRONG LANGUAGE. APOLOGIES FOR ANY SOUND QUALITY ISSUES -CURRENT QUARANTINE MEASURES MEANT WE HAD TO RECORD THIS EPISODE REMOTELY.
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Unknown Yeah.
Adam Yeah.
Adam Oh yeah, 'cause, oh, sorry.
Adam And also I'm joined by CA88, our very own battle droid, Mr. Chris.
Chris Hello.
Adam Hello.
Adam Yeah, 'cause that thing from Dune, I, I was listening to a thing about Dune and they kept saying that, and all I could think was 'Nick Nack Padywack', the Mr. Bungle song.
Adam A Quizat Haderach,.
Adam So yeah. So I've got that out the fucking way, ain't it?
Chris Where's, where's your box to burn your hand if you...
Adam Don't know, don't know.
Lee I've warmed me feet in it. It's cold here today.
Adam That's the thing. It's one of those ones where it's, yeah, if he was, imagine if you just gave that, you're a pervert.
Adam Right? You're going to take your hand out.
Lee No.
Adam Oh.
Lee Oh, film me, film me. No, film me.
Adam Oh, film me, film me, film me.
Adam It's sick, they're going.
Adam But, so, and this, as you may not be aware from our beginning there, is a podcast in which we will be talking about Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.
Adam and, not Dune, and not the fantastic band Mr. Bungle, although we recommend both quite heartily as well.
Chris Yes, absolutely.
Adam So yes.
Adam and, yes, I suppose we've, we've come to, we, we've come to the end of the saga. It's, it's been a long time, we've lost some people along the way.
Adam Obviously, Lee has become a Force ghost that we can only contact via, meditation or, you know, well, certainly not via the internet apparently.
Chris We tried calling out for him but there was no response.
Adam Yeah.
Lee I took loads of Jabba mushrooms and that didn't conjure him up.
Adam He's almost like, he's like Master Cyfo Dias. He set everything up and then he's not actually appeared in the main series. So what? And to be honest, I've only said that because that name has been running through my head like a fucking screensaver all day for no good reason.
Adam I don't know why, and I've been saying it in a Scottish accent, the one that, thingy doesn't use.
Adam So.
Adam And, yes, it's been, a, an intriguing time, it has to be said.
Chris Ooh.
Adam What?
Lee Appeared in like the Millennium Falcon to save all your asses at the last minute. That's right. You thought I was dead, but just like the Emperor, I'm a motherfucking zombie. Boom!
Adam Live, calling in live from Exogesis, what is it, Exogesis?
Lee Exogol.
Adam Exogol. Exogol. I, Exogesis, I'm thinking of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Yeah, we've, we've covered a lot of topics while you've been away, Lee.
Adam Mr. Bungle, Dune for no good reason.